Looking for an epic adventure with extra everything? Do you crave legendary quests in faraway countries, dragonslaying glory where you get the princess and powerful magic items, and a world-saving prophecy that will make you a hero for the ages?

Forget the distant lands, the dragons, and the legendary artifacts. Forget the prophecy. You will find none of that here.

This is a story of mud and desperation. Of broken bones, rusty knives, and the foul scent of goblin fungus. This is an adventure about a simple, miserable, and brutal escape from goblin captivity.

Welcome to No Country for Old Goblins.